Commissioner's Corner
"Unbiased" Race Reports & League Updates.
Welcome to the nerve center of the Empire of the Colonies Fantasy F1 League. I'm Mark, your commissioner for 2026—a position I inherited after Jim was left a broken man by the 2025 season. Below you'll find race results, standings, F1 news, and my completely fair and unbiased analysis of your team selections. Every race weekend, I'll break down who triumphed, who crashed out in spectacular fashion, and—most importantly—whose budget allocation strategy belongs in a textbook under "What Not To Do." This is the official record of the 2026 season. The wins, the disasters, the inexplicable driver choices that somehow worked (or more likely, didn't). Whether you're fighting for the championship or just trying to avoid last place, your journey will be documented here with the appropriate level of respect and mockery. Remember: all rulings are final, all scoring disputes will be resolved in my favor, May the best team win (preferably mine).
Empire of the Colonies Fantasy F1 League • Est. 2005 • 20+ Years of Glory, Heartbreak & Spreadsheets.
COMMISSIONER'S CORNER February 16, 2026
Greetings, Colonists!
Your Commissioner writes to you from the fever pitch of F1 pre-season testing, where the desert heat of Bahrain has been matched only by the white-hot controversy blazing through the paddock. Buckle up—we've got drama, speed demons, engineering miracles, and one spectacularly absent British team to discuss.
The Off-Season Dumpster Fire: A Commissioner's Perspective
Greetings, dear competitors. While you’re enjoying your winter break, I am doing the hard work of monitoring the absolute chaos engulfing Formula 1. And let me tell you—the 2026 season is shaping up to be spectacular before a single wheel has turned.
Let's discuss the carnage, shall we?